So you don't like Twitter, huh? Lots of pablum, not much content? No real human-to-human connectedness? Well you're wrong, Mr. Ludd, because Twitter helped two guys meet Shaq. Jesse Bearden was following The Real Shaq on Twitter and saw that he was at a diner near his home. Instead of saying "Twitter is not a uniter, it is an egocasting system designed for infantile neophiliacs who have little to offer the world except search engine optimization snake oil and web marketing consulting," Jesse and his buddy went down to the diner and saw Le Shaq sitting in a booth getting his feed on.