The Securities and Exchange Commission takes seriously its mission of "protecting investors and maintaining fair orderly and efficient markets." Except when SEC officials are distracted by gigabyte upon gigabyte of tantalizing hardcore porn. The SEC's inspector general released a scathing report last month accusing numerous employees of accessing porn on company time according to Propublica. One horny accountant-type guy "used his SEC laptop computer to attempt to access Internet websites classified as containing pornography resulting in hundreds of access denials." Another "flagrantly used Commission resources including Commission Internet access email telephones and printers in support of his private photography ...