Editor's Note: The following was posted in real time on our premium Buzz & Banter. It's being shared here for the benefit of the Minyanville community. See also What's Next for Wall Street?All The News that Fit to Schvitz! - 10:07 amDoes anybody else not wanna pick up a newspaper anymore? I mean Jeez it's just plain nosty out there. A sampling:  "Worst Spending Slump Since 1942 Paces 'Scary' U.S Recession" --Bloomberg "Eager Investors Buying U.S. Debt With Zero Yield To Protect Cash" --NYT "World Hunger Soars" --Financial Times "Illinois Governor Charged With Corruption" --WSJ "GMAC Fails to Qualify as ...