Editor's Note: The following was posted in real time on our premium Buzz & Banter. It's being shared here for the benefit of the Minyanville community. See also Investing in a Perfect Storm Trading Low Vs. Market Bottom and Why Energy?Answers I Really Wanna Know... - 12:13 pm  Was that scary enough? (I'm writing with one hand while hiding under my desk.) Why not commingle your holiday party with Festivus and we'll all party in the name of children? (Click here and I'll personally share more details.) Market breadth remained 3:1 negative during that sharp snappah? What's the world record for consuming ...