According to the New York Times the European Parliament voted last week to "scold advertisers" for ads that perpetuate sexual stereotypes. Among the offenders named was Proctor & Gamble's (PG) Mr. Clean whose sleek baldness muscular build and general Macke-ness (from the Latin meaning roughly "all that is macho") "might imply that only a strong man is able to tackle dirt." The French are obviously behind this: Clearly it's their first step in a campaign against me personally. Needless to say the French are right to fear me. It's human nature to fear what we don't understand and this ...